[Intro] Nine o’clock: Release escalation. Nine thirty: Budget escalation. Ten: People escalation. Mentoring: Reschedule. [Verse 1] I write his name across my pad — Jonas Weber, first-day plan. An office tour, a coffee first, access later, smallest scope. By nine-oh-five the call runs long — TitanBank says the data’s wrong. My phone lights up beside my hand: “Hi Daniel — where do I begin?” [Pre-Chorus] I type, “I’ll call you in a bit.” Someone says my name. I send nothing. [Chorus] Your mentor is in a meeting! Your questions wait outside! Your mentor is in a meeting, where every fire collides! The wiki says, “Go ask Daniel” — the calendar just says, “Denied!” [Verse 2] At lunch I cross the seventh floor — his coat still hangs beside the door. A laptop open, guide in hand, a checklist built the best he can. He’s circled one line, tight and small: “Probably wrong — ask Daniel first.” I point at the door: “Give me ten.” At six, his empty chair’s still there. [Pre-Chorus] Seven-fifteen. The office stills. I find two lines in chat, unread. [Chorus] Your mentor is in a meeting! Your questions wait outside! Your mentor is in a meeting, where every fire collides! The wiki says, “Go ask Daniel” — the calendar just says, “Denied!” [Bridge] No meeting called the failure down. No calendar pulled a single wire. A culture built of back-to-back just fed one kid straight to the fire. [Double-Kick Drum Break] [Final Chorus] Your mentor is in a meeting! Your questions wait outside! Your mentor is in a meeting, where every fire collides! The wiki says, “Go ask Daniel” — the calendar just says, “Denied!” [Reprise] Your mentor leaves the meeting when every room’s finally bare. He reads the questions too late — the danger’s waiting there. [Outro] I type: “Do not change anything yet.” One grey mark. Delivered, unread. Jonas has closed his laptop. By morning, the ticket beats me to my desk.